Feminists and Fox News

Over toast and tea this morning, as I channel surfed to CNN, a dollop of marmalade fell from my toast and soiled my silk pajamas.   The spill can be remedied.  But in my urgency to clean the spill I dropped my remote as my surfing landed squarely on fox news.  There are choices to be made in life.  I foolishly opted to take care of a potentially sticky mess which meant that Fox News remained on the telie screen.  Before life returned to normalcy, the supposedly fair and balanced one ran a piece on the UN electing Iran to be a member of its Commission on Woman’s Rights.

Read the story HERE.

I had to chuckle.  What a crazy, mixed up world where the conservatives are outraged and the feminists are silent over such obvious pandering. This just shows how successful we have been in an aim that we would rather not discuss in too much detail.  To describe this aim, you will need some background.

61.3% of all animated Disney films are about children of deceased or absent mothers. Here are a few examples:

Snow White

Dumbo

Bambi

Cinderella

Jungle Book

The Little Mermaid

Beauty and the Beast

Aladdin

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Tarzan

Lilo and Stitch

Brother Bear

The fathers in these stories are mostly irrelevant, dictatorial or absent as well.  This could be read as saying that the ultimate setback to overcome is the loss of a mother.  When the hero succeeds in the end, she has done so without a mother present which would be heroic indeed.  A proper reading suggests that strong mothers are unnecessary to development.

We continue our concerted effort to de-motherize women.  Within the United States we bifurcate possibilities for women into a dichotomy of becoming either objects of sex or agents of corporate/political power.  We offer Barbie on the one hand and Pelosi on the other, and, at least in The US, we are astonishingly successful.  On the Barbie side, the existential pain of Barbie envy has enriched plastic surgeons, internists, drug manufacturers, diet potion manufacturers, and Oprah.  Oprah is there to blow sunshine up skirts when envy remains upon realization that 1) there is not enough money and 2) life is worse now than it was before.  The remedy is to swallow a pill, curl up on the couch and absorb the digital version of the same psycho-trope.

The alternative is power.  Any alternate choice is tantamount to gender betrayal, which is what makes Palin problematic for us.  We must continue to tag her as stupid, radical and dangerous.

Outside of the US, the strategy is different.  The emasculation of motherhood is at it’s most overt level in Iran and other like nations.  If females are controlled by threat of death, if they are denied free education, if they are denied free interchange of ideas with half of the population, it is easier to control the indoctrination of their offspring.

To come full-circle, had I taken a random, hypothetical survey last week which asked, “Who is more likely to protest the inclusion of Iran as a member of an international women’s rights committee, Fox News or NOW?”  What do you think the results of the survey would have been?

How to Elevate Government and Crush Capitalism

Dr. Simon L. Hoodwink received his M.D. from ‘Universiti Pierre et Marie Curie in 1960. He practiced medicine in several impoverished countries until 1962 when he attended a forum on Marxism at Université Catholique de Louvain. The forum changed his perspective on third world conditions. He became a world renowned consultant, author, and socialist power broker best known for his work in Latin America. He wrote several books during his career including, “How to Make Capitalism Collapse Under Its Own Weight,” and, “He Who Controls Historical Interpretation, Rules the World.” His career as a consultant started in 1963 as an adviser to Argentinian revolutionary, Che Guevara. He worked with Che until his death in 1967. Concurrent with his work with Che, Dr. Hoodwink also served as an adviser to Chilean President Salvador Allende until Allende’s death in 1973. He has frequently advised Cuban President, Fidel Castro, and recently acted as mentor to Hugo Chavez. His greatest accomplishment has been to be a contributor to www.summalogica.com.

How to Elevate Government and Crush Capitalism

By Simon L. Hoodwink

Having achieved ultimate success through my greatest protege, Hugo Chavez, I am now ready to release the perfect plan for the proliferation of Socialism throughout the world and especially in the United States of North America. The USA is the last great barrier to universal socialist proliferation, and therefore peace through government imposed structure. Unfortunately, the conversion of the United States cannot happen outside in, it must happen inside out. Below I explore the key tenets to eliminating the United States as the last great stranglehold suffocating the universal equality of all peoples.

The last 40 years in the United States has seen historic and unprecedented progress in the unrelenting march toward socialism. Although not state run, we have changed the function of journalism from objective investigation to a propaganda engine. With few remaining exceptions, we control public schooling and higher education. Since the great depression, we have consistently added to the entitlement class. We have placed government in its proper role as provider, protector, guarantor, giver of rights, planner, and nanny. All of these, and many more aims have and will be achieved in their full measure by adherence to the following 12 guidelines.

Stupefy the Populace

Ignorance is a socialist’s greatest ally. There is nothing more damaging to the socialist cause than an educated populace–unless we control education. We have not had to exert much effort so far to achieve this aim. We have merely inserted ourselves at tipping points and momentum has won the day for us. Key in this process was the marginalizing of the importance of think capability in favor of self improvement through feeling better. We did this by pioneering the idea in the 1960′s that feeling was more important than thinking. Feeling people can be controlled. Thinking people resist. Feel good prominence over think is best exemplified in the overwhelming number of feel good books and gurus that line America’s bookshelves and flood air waves.  This has also played out in my own, legendary ability to seduce women.  It is much more difficult to seduce a thinking woman.

Fairness needs to become the ultimate moral value. Once fairness is owned by the populace, we will shift the meaning of the word to include equality as a necessary element of fairness. One of our greatest successes has been to create this shift with the word “justice.” Justice used to mean “good or bad, you reap what you have planted.” We have been able to subtly shift the meaning to include “equality” as a necessary component. One of our greatest accomplishment is the use of the term “social justice.” It’s current definition, “provide for those in need,” used to be the definition for “mercy,” but mercy was too weak a word. The weight of law and social opinion were not brought to bear when mercy was the cry. But “justice” is the undisputed champion of all classes. Arguing against justice is immoral, and now that justice includes equality, we can begin the laborious but beautiful process of convincing elected officials to legislate equality in the name of justice. You may have also noticed that the term, “provide for those in need” is half of our great Marxian mantra, “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.” Absolutely brilliant!

We have received invaluable help from technology in the stupefying process. People waste their time on video games, porn, television, and movies. Movies have the dual benefit of being time-sinks and vehicles for indoctrination (kudos to Avatar for vilifying business and military in one show). The disastrous Guttenburg effect (inventing the printing press to proliferate books and thereby make people smarter) is methodically being undone by technological advance.

A critical part of the stupefying process is to reward mediocrity. This is done in communities and schools every day. Equality’s unstoppable advance is aided by rewarding the worst performers with trophies, credits, stars, awards, plaques and accolades.  We want to produce as many accolade junkies as possible.

Edit, Sensor and Deny Non-Conforming History and Vilify Historical, Capitalist Heroes

The darkest period in our history began with the upstart pretensions of a few non-conforming radicals in the late 1700′s. These conniving, elitists created the most dangerous body of text, speech and government ever created. References to themselves and their works must be attacked on several fronts. Here is a “how to” list:

• Do not teach anything before 1877 in public school curricula. Our friends in North Carolina have shown us the path. It is causing another problem that will have to be addressed. The board’s courageous decision to eliminate references to this group of rebels has caused a surge in homeschooling. Homeschooling MUST eventually be eliminated!
• Dig up dirt on the founders. Unlimited gratitude is owed to the historians who uncovered Jefferson’s sexual exploits. Anything that can be done to discredit them is justified.
• Control the delivery of history education. The NEA is a powerful resource to us on several levels. They are capable of proper delivery.  We control them (I have to giggle here), and they control the House and the Senate.  Who dares to stand up to them?

It burns me to write the following quotes from the rebels, but I print them so that you may understand the enemy.  Here are a few that will serve as an example of why these men need to erased from memory or at least discredited.

• Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  — William Pitt
• A wise and frugal government … shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government.  — Thomas Jefferson
• On every unauthoritative exercise of power by the legislature must the people rise in rebellion or their silence be construed into a surrender of that power to them?  If so, how many rebellions should we have had already?
• The principle of spending money to be paid by posterity under the name of funding is but swindling futurity on a large scale. — Thomas Jefferson
• The multiplication of public offices, increase of expense beyond income, growth and entailment of a public debt, are indications soliciting the employment of the pruning knife. — Thomas Jefferson
• I think myself that we have more machinery of government than is  necessary, too many parasites living on the labor of the industrious. — Thomas Jefferson
• If it be asked, What is the most sacred duty and the greatest source of our security in a Republic? The answer would be, An inviolable respect for the Constitution and Laws. — Alexander Hamilton
• The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, but for the people to restrain the government. — Patrick Henry

These quotes were taken from a recent Bill Whittle piece, http://www.pjtv.com/v/3353.  Bill Whittle can go to hell.  During better times and in different places, he would spend the remainder of his days in the gulag!

Create and Increase the Size of the Entitlement Class

A fundamental shift is required in American’s notion of government. I would rather be eaten by ants than hear more inane rebellion about “government by the people.” The people are not the government. The government is the supreme authority, the granter of rights and the protector of all that ills the people. It is a father figure, not a slave to the will of the masses. As we have seen throughout history, the masses will choose what is not in their best interest. Shift must occur through the creation and enlargement of an entitlement class. Once enough people look to the government as father (protector and provider), the rest will naturally follow.

We have made great strides in this area. We now pay for 47% of all healthcare in the United States. We give people money for food, clothing, housing, cars, utilities, education and hosts of other things. We reward sloth, stupidity, moral decadence, promiscuity, recklessness and addictions. All of this adds up to dependence. Once there is enough dependence, dethroning us will be nigh impossible without bloodshed.

Revoke the Second Amendment

Bloodshed must be avoided. It will probably never come to it, but there is just enough cultural impetus toward violent rebellion (thanks to the rebel scum that founded this capitalist mess), that we need to remove their tools of violence. It is also distressing to some of our fine middle eastern brothers that they may be dissuaded from some of their aims by an armed populace, expertly trained in weapon use and armed to the hilt.

We suffered a setback with the election of President Obama. Interest in guns and ammunition shot up as evidenced by the google trends graph below.

We lost a huge opportunity at the time to blame the trend on general racism.

Most effective are campaigns of misinformation and a piecemeal approach to legislation. We don’t have to win all at once; a bite at a time will suffice.  We argue that we are in a different day that the founders did not envision.  They could not have known how much gun violence contributes to crime and how the efficiency of guns as killing weapons has improved since the late 1700′s.

Fabricate an Enemy

If an enemy is not readily found, one can be created. I remember the day that I suggested to Hugo that he peg US imperialist arrogance as the enemy. From then on he was able to line up confederates. It really took him from oblivion to grandeur. I learned it from the rise of Hitler. Hitler made the brilliant calculation that Germans, suffering from hard economic times and Bolshevik violence would do just about anything to quell their suffering and their fears, including give Hitler almost unlimited power.

Radical Islam serves as the perfect enemy. For the sake of fear reduction, both legitimate and hysterical, Americans are agreeing to greater curtailments of individual freedom. Prior to 9-11, Americans would never have agreed to full body scans when boarding an airplane. Now it has become the latest trend in voyeurism. Have a look. I have watched hours of this stuff.

Introduce Envy

Class hatred and envy are a precursor to the insistence that equality of outcome justifies the removal of freedoms. We need to do more to pit class against class, group against group, and race against race. We don’t want people to identify themselves as mere Americans. They need to be classified as Asian Americans, Hispanic Americans, and African Americans. Envy and hatred of the poor by the rich is critical to the achievement of equality of outcome. We have deftly utilized movies to depict the rich as exploiters of the poor. This has allowed for the sheep-like insistence that we tax the evil rich.

Where people will not self-identify, we can provide them with an identity.  Once we create a cultural taxonomy, we can pit group against group and the government can step in and satisfy the more important group.  One of my favorites, “gun toting, bible thumping moron.”

The Power of Mantra’s

There is no more powerful and compelling mantra than that first spoken by Marx, “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.” No Christian can argue with it. Jesus taught this throughout the bible. This quasi-biblical adaptation is genius.

Regulate Commerce

Entrepreneurship is wildly dangerous. It suggests that people can fabricate their own wealth and choose the direction of their future independence and often in spite of government. There are two ways to keep capitalistic entrepreneurship from inspiring a new class of rebels. One, we need to increase the government employment roles to reduce the number of potential entrepreneurs. Two, we need to choke small business with red tape and taxation. The beauty is that aim one contains the condition for aim two. We can increase government employment by running up deficit spending. This will necessitate a tax on small business. I love it when things work out so nicely.

Part two of commerce regulation is to nationalize everything possible.  Hugo was able to accomplish this in one term.  It has taken us close to forty years to accomplish this in the United States, but we can proudly proclaim that we have successfully nationalized banking, the auto industry and, now, healthcare.  The Constitution’s First Amendment stands in the way of our being able to nationalize the media, but we have a strategy to get around that.

It should be noted that we need to send a box of cigars to Congressman Hare.  He clearly has understood and is acting on our message!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgh-q4t0kzM

Eliminate Dissent

Voices of dissent need to be labeled and ridiculed. Any misinformation is justified. My own opinion is that the Tea Party movement, which, if it took hold, would be ruinous, is a flash in the pan. To make it suffer a quick death, we need to filter information. Here are some ideas:

• Exaggerate numbers and profiles. If there are 1000 people at a rally, claim that there were only a few. It’s not a lie. Talk about how white the participants are and imply racism. Olbermann is really good at this.
• Embellish news. If a tea party group brings a coffin on a march to symbolize the death of freedom, claim that they left it on a congressman’s lawn. It will stick even if the story is later corrected.
• Label them as radicals, hate mongers, angry white men, racists, fascists, ignoramuses and losers.
• Set up straw man arguments to attack their positions.
• Use the labels, stupid, moron, idiot, uneducated and ignorant whenever possible when describing Tea Baggers.

If their message ever really took hold, it would set us back decades. We can’t let that happen. We are at an unprecedented stage in our American evolution. We have a congress that is made up of our confederates, otherwise intelligent men and women with no will to fight, and stupid people. Nearly all of them can be bought in exchange for self-aggrandizement. We merely have to give them a place at our table in the future and they will gladly serve as lapdogs. We expect to suffer a temporary setback this November, but we will quickly recover.

Crush Religion

Jesus is problematic and must be either censored or eliminated. Although some of his teachings parallel our own, they differ in many areas. Most dangerous is the implied, elevated position of individuals that a God would descend to save his children out of undeserved and unrequited love. Worst yet is that either God the Father or God the Son would supplant government as the giver of rights, protection, life, and liberty. Religion in general and Christianity in particular must be attacked and ridiculed with impunity.

Still, there is much to learn from Christian Evangelicals. They recruit through missionary efforts. They inspire compliance through ritual. They worship a greater being.  They have scriptures, prophets, and temples.  We can emulate each of these.  We can begin by treating universities as temples, our books as scripture, our people as prophets and even as Messiahs, and various secular rites as rituals.  Though we may emulate religion, we must not ever be labeled as religious.

Key to increasing our grandeur will be to eliminate favorable tax status to religious entities.  It is the role of government and not religion to supply aid and relief. If we eliminate charitable giving to religious entities, we will become the lone and ultimate providers of charity, with strings, of course.

Subjugate National Sovereignty

The UN is a powerful ally.  Judeo-Christian language is not required when offering up legislation at the UN.  Government can be the giver of law.  If we can subordinate the US constitution to international law, we can eliminate ridiculous language such as, “Congress shall pass no law…”  Any time we can impose rule and law on the Constitution, we weaken it by default.

Conclusion

We control most of Europe.  In fact, we control all but two or three continents if you count Australia.  All of our efforts need to focus on the Western Hemisphere.  Specifically, we need to focus on the United States and Brazil.  We need to apply pressure from all sides and fight on all fronts.  We will win the war by several small wins.  The wins must be small so that we do not draw too much attention and awaken the sleeping giant that will soon be so sedated that protest and action will be impossible.

Patience is the key!  it may take decades or centuries and that’s okay.  The greatest conservative flaw is impatience.  We will suffer temporary setbacks but will win in the end because they will grow weary of the fight, so we need to bring it to them.